Song: “DHS is coming to town” lol


A song for you, in the spirit of the new “Loyalty Day” holiday.
Sing it to the tune of “Santa Claus is comin to town”…

DHS is Coming to Town (By: Arthur Russell)
———————
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
D. H. S. is coming to town

They’re making a list
and tapping your phone
saving them some time when they illegally search your home
(by government-in background)
“You might be harboring a terrorist!”
D. H. S. is coming to town

They see you when you’re sleeping
They know when you’re awake
Their drones are flying overhead, So be good for goodness sake!

Oh, You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
D. H. S. is coming to town

(sung by government)
“We’re here for your protection”
“The government knows just what’s best”
“If you’ll just turn in all your guns, you’ll see it’s for the best!”
(in background)
“Indefinite detention for all of ya!”

Oh you better watch out!
You better not cry
You better watch who you support
We’re telling you why
(by government-in background)
“Send the IRS to audit these people!”
D. H. S. is coming to town!

Happy tyranny y’all!
See you in indefinite detention!

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